Porn is love you can see.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
even my farts smell like vagina
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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