Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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