wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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