Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Still dying that you shit outside
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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