if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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