just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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