i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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