I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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