When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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