I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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