He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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