A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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