Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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