She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Acid is not a monday night drug
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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