Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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