Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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