Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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