The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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