ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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