I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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