You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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