im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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