google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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