have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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