absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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