I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
These tits shall not be calmed
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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