If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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