my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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