Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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