$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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