Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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