You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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