Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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