im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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