Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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