I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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