There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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