We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize