marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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