he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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