Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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