Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
4 words: hood of his car
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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