like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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