You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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