I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Β
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize