After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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