You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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