I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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