Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize