Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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